Adrian: I got beaten up by the Empress today.
Actually, when His Majesty the Emperor returned from his honeymoon and posted his first update, the imperial citizens didn't realize the seriousness of the situation.
In fact, before that marriage announcement post, His Majesty rarely posted on the light web and always maintained a very low profile, presenting a very serious and decisive image in front of the people, which was very much in line with the aloof persona of an SSS-level emperor.
So when they saw His Majesty post this update, the upright citizens, unaware of His Majesty's sinister intentions, had their first reaction: Could it be that the Emperor and Empress are having relationship problems?!
[Muzi Fish]: This, this, this... They just finished their honeymoon, how could they be having conflicts already? Confused.jpg
[No Advanced Math in My Heart]: Your Majesty, quickly tell us what happened, we'll give you some advice!
[That Man Looks Glamorous on the Surface]: I was so scared that I immediately opened "108 Secret Tips for Alpha and Omega Romance Preservation". Your Majesty, quickly give more details, I'm ready to help you flip through the table of contents at any time!
[Actually He Doesn't Even Have a Cat Behind His Back]: Is the Empress really that violent? Your Majesty, emm, it's a bit miserable, my heart aches. After watching the military academy competition, I always felt that the Empress does seem to have a very strong personality.
[I'm Just Quietly Petting a Cat]: The Empress can actually beat up His Majesty, sure enough, the persona of the top omega in the military academy remains standing (focus is wrong).
[Beat the Above to Death]: After all, His Majesty the Emperor also came from the military and is also a very dominant person. With an equally assertive Empress, it's worrying. Although it's not nice to say this, it feels like His Majesty and the Empress actually don't have very compatible personalities. I don't know if they can smoothly get along in the future.
[Really Don't Want to Eat Dog Food Anymore]: No, why do I have an ominous premonition, always feeling that this matter is not as simple as it appears on the surface. But our Majesty is not such an ostentatious person... probably, maybe, possibly, I'm overthinking it? Timidly curled up.jpg
Among the millions of comments, only a very small number of people keenly sensed that something was amiss, but their voices were too faint and were quickly drowned out in the worried army, unable to make a splash.
Until————
His Majesty the Emperor posted another new update.
Adrian: Thank you everyone for your concern. Actually, the Empress just finds me a bit too clingy. I reflected on it and indeed I shouldn't keep sending him video calls when he's busy. @Raised a Silly Dog //Repost: Adrian: I got beaten up by the Empress today.
The comment section was dumbfounded.
[No Pee-pee, Then Make Trouble]: Wait, what does His Majesty mean by this? What about the quarrel? The incompatibility? I feel deceived... I want to be alone, don't ask me who is alone. Salted fish stab.jpg
[Big Treasure Under the Puffy Skirt]: Weakly suspecting, has His Majesty's account been hacked, or has he been crossed over by an unknown person? Sob sob sob okay, I just can't believe that our Majesty would one day take the initiative to show affection. Two months ago I was still worried about how His Majesty would find a partner in the future with his icy demeanor. Vomiting blood to death.jpg
[Single Loli with Big Boobs to Flirt]: Single dogs silently light a cigarette for themselves. Vicissitudes.jpg
[Going to the Gym is Really Just to Look at Girls]: My head suddenly can't quite wrap around this. Looking at it together with the previous post, His Majesty is, um, showing affection?
[A Straight Alpha]: The longest road I've walked is the roundabout way of our Majesty. Heh, sure enough, my aunt was right, alphas change after getting married.
[Really Don't Want to Eat Dog Food Anymore]: I told you! I said it!! When the previous post came out, I felt something was off! But you all said I was overthinking, and that "our Majesty is not such an ostentatious person"! Quick, tell me if your face hurts now?
[Fat Puppy Won't Let You Touch Its Butt]: The genes for being henpecked in the royal family are really strong (of course, except for the Second Prince). I remember when the former Emperor married Empress Hathaway, he was also a friendless, god-level cool guy. As a result, as soon as he got married, he became a wife-showing maniac, completely ruining his image. Should I sigh and say, sure enough, it's biological?
Raised a Silly Dog: ...As long as you're happy. //Repost: Adrian: Thank you everyone for your concern. Actually, the Empress just finds me a bit too clingy. I reflected on it and indeed I shouldn't keep sending him video calls when he's busy. @Raised a Silly Dog //Repost: Adrian: I got beaten up by the Empress today.
Actually, regarding His Majesty the Emperor's first affectionate post, after the people were shocked for a while, they didn't pay too much attention to it. After all, it's the passionate love period. Many newlyweds' minds aren't too clear-headed, so they completely understand posting a few affectionate updates.
At this time, they hadn't thought that this wasn't His Majesty the Emperor's momentary impulse, but a planned scheme.
Just a week after the first show of affection, His Majesty the Emperor worriedly posted a new update.
Adrian: The Empress is unhappy today, so I got scolded again.
[Cowardly Bag]: A familiar routine (dog head.jpg), I guess next His Majesty will show off affection in his own way, mm.
[What Did You Say, I Can't Hear You]: Actually, I think this scolding may be that kind of scolding, just like last time the beating may not necessarily be real beating. Ah, actually I don't know what I'm saying either (? ???ω??? ?). Hearse drifting.jpg
[Eating Bags]: I feel the Empress is so domineering, haha, His Majesty is seriously afraid of his wife! Cute!
[A Simple and Honest Dog]: Shocked, Your Majesty, do you still remember your cold emperor persona?
[If I Didn't Have a Big Pee-pee, Would You Still Love Me]: His Majesty: Addicted to showing affection, unable to stop himself.
As the comments expected, after half an hour, His Majesty the Emperor indeed posted a new update again, just like last time.
Adrian: But the compensation is coming soon. I hope the Empress can be as gentle to me in the future as he was today. //Repost: Adrian: The Empress is unhappy today, so I got scolded again.
Raised a Silly Dog: Then you should behave. Propping chin.jpg //Repost: Adrian: But the compensation is coming soon. I hope the Empress can be as gentle to me in the future as he was today. //Repost: Adrian: The Empress is unhappy today, so I got scolded again.
[Stealing the Straight Guy Next Door's Bird]: Tsk tsk, is this the compensation I'm thinking of? Mumbling in a low voice.jpg
[This Cup of Tea is Poisonous]: Oh my god, it's a massive dog-slaughtering scene! Is it the loss of humanity or the degradation of morality? Heavens, is there even a shred of humanity left in this miserable world?!
[A Child Unfamiliar with Worldly Affairs]: So sweet, it feels like His Majesty really loves the Empress, and the Empress also has an inexplicably charming boyfriend vibe 233333333. I don't ask for much, I'll be satisfied if my future alpha is even half as good as His Majesty. Come on, let's down this bowl of dog food!
[He's Still a Child, Please Don't Let Him Go]: Falls into deep thought while looking at the Empress' ID.
[Socrates Has No Tears]: Mind blown, my young girl's heart exploded. Our usually stoic-faced Emperor actually dotes on and obeys the Empress so much when he's with her. Sob sob sob, I can't handle this kind of gap moe at all. Please give me a dozen alphas like this. I so want to experience the feeling of having a clingy alpha acting spoiled with me every day!
[Plato Has No Partner]: Stuffing the cold dog food into my mouth haphazardly. Damn... today's portion of dog food seems a bit too much, I'm choking on it.
When the second public display of affection happened, the people still didn't have enough vigilance. This time, not only did everyone smoothly accept the setting of "Shock! The cruel and icy emperor is actually a clingy wife-doting maniac!", quite a few people were even shouting "so doting, so doting, so cute, so cute" in the comments, happily eating the dog food. The atmosphere was harmonious.
It wasn't until the third, fourth, fifth public display of affection... after who knows how many times, that the people finally realized in horror - it seemed their Emperor had no intention of stopping?
Eating dog food once felt great, eating it two or three times also felt great, even four, five, six, seven, eight times was acceptable... but it's been years, how come their Emperor is still feeding them dog food? Eating dog food every day, they're almost choking to death, okay? Even dogs need to occasionally eat some canned food to change up the taste. Their Emperor is so cruel to stuff them to death with dog food, thumbs down!
His Majesty the Emperor: Please don't underestimate an alpha who endured a whole year of not being able to show affection before marriage!
So later on, in order to avoid being stuffed to death by dog food, the people consciously learned not to engage with the Emperor's words. But even so, His Majesty would just carry on with his one-man show, leaving people very exasperated.
The people really wanted to complain: just as hinted by the Empress' ID, their Emperor is probably a bit retarded!
In the end, perhaps having grown numb from eating so much dog food, the people gradually mastered the skill of ignoring the Emperor's daily public displays of affection. The comment section largely split into three directions.
The first was all sorts of quips mocking His Majesty, and this type of comment was the most numerous; the second was the daily clamoring for a baby, each time tearfully begging for the little prince or princess in various ways; the third was the daily praise for the Empress' ID. Although they couldn't openly say things like "Your Majesty, you're probably a bit retarded", the Empress' ID of "Raising a Silly Dog" was already able to vividly express their inner thoughts!
Their Empress is truly an amazing person!
Especially in contrast with the Emperor, the Empress is simply the intellectual pillar of the entire imperial family!
The Empress, whose intelligence the people hold in high regard, is also diligently training his own idiot today.
"Adrian," He Yan said, watching the Emperor who had spent twenty minutes changing his coat and was now preparing to go grind himself another cup of coffee because he was "thirsty", warning: "If you keep dawdling, we're sleeping in separate rooms for the next month."
His Majesty the Emperor, who had been trying his best to stall for time, immediately darted to his Empress' side upon hearing this, looking at him aggrieved and unhappy.
He Yan felt a bit exasperated. "Sooner or later there will be such a day. Besides, when the time comes there will be specialized personnel to take care of the child, we won't need to put in that much effort ourselves. Don't make a fuss, be good."
However, His Majesty the Emperor was still not comforted in the slightest.
He really, really didn't want to go to the gene cultivation center with his Omega, because this meant that in about ten months, a little thing would appear and cruelly come between him and his Omega!
Author's Note: Next chapter, baby! Baby! Baby! Important things bear repeating three times!
Alright, after yesterday's vote, the title for the next world has been decided as "Crude Prince and the Refined Young Master". Seven characters, very neat when put together with the titles of the previous two worlds, simply perfect! I actually also really like "Beauty and the Rough Man", but it's five characters, not neat, sob!
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